pdqsketch:

SO this has been me the past month. 

Again, I’m going to be selling at the Salt Lake Comic Con! It’s this week! I’m at table Green 25, come and say hi! 

jitteryaesthetic:

jumin has HAD IT

tinylesbianarms:

annabellehector:

luck be in the air tonight

well I definitely guessed that answer horribly wrong.

duoachievement:

Jack while continuously throwing up and catching a battle axe: “Hey guys this is Jack from Achievement Hunter and you’re watching AHWU!” *tosses the axe behind his back and hits the shelves. Camera cuts to Michael buried under diapers and Jeremy is passed out on his desk with an arrow in his back. Ryan is standing there with cheez-its in one hand and a katana in the other. Gavin can be heard screaming in the background. Geoff hasn’t been seen for days*

thatsthat24:

thatsthat24:

Our Senses of Humor 🤣 (W/ @jonerstrokes… legit laughter here XD)

Thank you, @jonerstrokes, for helping me to laugh when I needed it today. I’m so grateful to have you as a friend.

babyanimalgifs:

A RACCOON CAN FIND TIME TO SWEEP THE FLOOR BUT YOU CANT TAKE TIME TO TEXT BACK

fallen-angel-in-a-laundromat:

long-live-the-queen-of-moondoor:

pugchacho:

itsafunnyoldlife:

strayleea:

Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”

“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>

While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.

oh

I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.

What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.